Advice from Pearl

Pearl says

"Stay Calm and Chill Out"

So the motorhome is on the driveway with newly rust-proofed undercarriage, cleaned and packed.

The battery is flat.
Before I go anywhere I will need to sort this out. 
Pearl advises

"Stay Calm and Be Patient"

At least I can prepare thoroughly whilst at home as
Pearl says

"Stay Calm and Work from Home"

Because the situation is so unusual and difficult Pearl has some
special advice for you

"Stay Calm and Enjoy Comfort Food"